I was working drive-thru as usual.This guy comes through, and he ordered a salad.
I handed him all of his junk, but before I could slam the window on him, he inquires
"Do you have any crackers?"
I glanced away, wondering if he was serious.
He was.
"No, sir, we don't have any crackers."
He looked at me as if I was lying to him.
"Are you sure you don't have any?" He asked again.
I rolled my eyes slightly as I replied,
"Sir, the only cracker in here is me."
Needless to say, he stared at me blankly for a second before muttering a half-hearted "Thanks." And driving away.
